Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Punchlines that got married and settled down.
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Because their horns don't work.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
