Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!