Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.