What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.