Wall Street Jokes

Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay