Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.