Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.