How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.