How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.