How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise