How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!