What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak