What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow