What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.