What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak