Wing it.
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A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
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There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
A dead bird.
Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!
There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.
Fly Curious.
Linda McCartney
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It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Holes mostly..."
A dead bird
They just wing it.
England's return flight.
Roast turkey !
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Two chickens and a goat.
A birthday pheasant!
Because it's down to earth.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
A walk.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
He found a chink in it.
Tu Can Chu
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Lunch 11:35.
Jesus going up for the cross!
One leg is both the same.
Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Earning Sanders.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders