What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.