What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.