What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

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What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

iFap

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!