What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.