Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"
With a magic 8-ball
Piston
Their balls are just for decoration
because she couldn't control her pupils
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Because they're always footing the bill.
Because she was a girl.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
They surf the Net On Yahoo.