What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!