What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !