What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.