What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!