Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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