What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."