Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!