What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.