What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.