What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.