How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.