What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended