What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder