What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.