Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies