Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.