Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off