Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"