Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.