Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.