Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!