What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.