Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.