Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.