How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.