How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.