Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude