Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.