Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives?

The police officer

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !