What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler