What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.