What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!