What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"