What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.