Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!