How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Reflect Jokes More Reflect Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.