How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.