How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.