How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.