How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!