What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.