What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog