What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this