What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.