What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.