Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S