Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks