What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.