What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!