What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.