What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.