What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.