Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong