Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP