How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song?

Take me to Christian Bell.