What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.