What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.