Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.