Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!