There was too much sax and violins.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A: The bow is moving.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
