Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!