Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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A lost Clause

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DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!