What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac